Misery is My Company
hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip
raygorartshit:

Melisandre has seen true horrors, for there is no hell worse than an awkward Baratheon family dinner.
tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.
campdracula5eva:

BEST THING EVER WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE THINGS THIS IS THE BEST THING

replace one word of your url with bitch

soranotsky:

scribbles-is-a-bear:

canineamerican:

lilpocketwolx:

diehard17:

die hard bitch…..i can work with that

lil pocket bitch, hehe but the question is, whose bitch am I?

bitch american

Scribbles-is-a-bitch

bitchnotsky

that-bitch-you-follow

tags → #pretty accurate 

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

smallteenagedirtbag:

Twins but Beyoncé is definitely cuter

Casual reminder that Chris Evans has played FOUR different comic book characters in his film career…

ichooseupeetachu:

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Ain't It Fun | Paramore

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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